Friday, May 29, 2009

brave slut

T:(About saying "I love you" to R on their first date) Oh, come on! It shows I'm brave and bold like a knight!
R: No, it shows that you're an "I love you" slut.
T: Well, then you're an "I love you" prude.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Feeling blue


R: You stole the blue French horn for me.

T: I would have stolen you a whole orchestra.