Sarkar ke Rohe (will definetly miss him after he leaves)

Sarkar: Tum log weekend pe kya kar rahe ho?

B.I.J: Abhi tak decide nahi kiya. Tera Kya plan hai?

Sarkar: Mein Camping karne jaane ka soch raha hu.... aayega kya?

B.I.J: Pagal ho gaya hai. bahar teperature dekha hai kya? (above 40 degrees) aur tu desert me jaake camping ki baat kar raha hai.

Sarkar: Kya be mein India jaa raha hu naa hamesha ke liye .. chal naa?

B.I.J: hehehe... Sorry ... mujhe roast nahi hona .... mujhe roast karnekeliye extra oil ki bhi zarurat nahi padegi? (In-built fat)

Sarkar: abbe mein jaa raha hu ek mahine ke andar. Mein phir yeh sub nahi kar paunga.

B.I.J: Magar hum toh jaa sakte hain naa??

expanding my vocab...

BJN: You know wot nijju loves watching??

Notorious BIJ: Porn (cause he was watching porn when we entered).

Sanju: HORROR PORN!!!!!!!!!

Notorious BIJ: Wot!!!!!!!

Nijju: Cmmon guys .... I like Horror and I like Porn ... and who doesn't like Porn???

BJN: There he goes????

Ch****a

dev: Ch****a hai tu!!!!!

notorious BIJ: Abbe but...

dev: you didn't even try

notorious BIJ: but U sound really upset .......

dev: tere liye meri jaan...... hehehehe

notorious BIJ: ohkk ... hehehe

Somewhere only we know --- by Keane

Just never imagined I was this fragile.......

perfect description of a stage in life .......

"I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat by the river and it made me complete

Oh simple thing where have you gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing where have you gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

And if you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go
Somewhere only we know?
Somewhere only we know?"